Urban Dictionary: mayonaise

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What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

by bohdave April 28, 2005

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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

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mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 09, 2012

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Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

by creamy j March 20, 2007

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should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

by wins April 13, 2011

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What is inside in the head of a complete moron.

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!

by jaelee11 February 08, 2008

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man there is

mayonaise a lot of people in this bar.

by DickTickler August 14, 2010

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