Urban Dictionary: mayo

if you say it fast enough, it sounds like you're saying lmao. used instead of lmao.

oh my gosh i didn't mean to send that on here! ellen mayo

by elohelelemayo January 11, 2021

When a person wipes their ass with a tortilla and throws it under the bed.

I went into the spare bedroom to get my coat off of the bed and it smelled like shit in there when leaving the party. I think someone pulled an "El Stinco De Mayo" in there.

by Bitethatsukka March 13, 2021

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Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

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WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

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you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 03, 2021

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