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A county thatll never win the fucking sam maguire, like ever
Me in bar: Where are you from lad
Some guy: Mayo
Me:You poor fucker
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by Howr tings July 23, 2019
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It'sa almosta Mayo.
*Italian accent
by T-rump September 19, 2018
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A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.
Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.

Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.

Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
by Lucas White January 17, 2008
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the nastiest shit you can eat.

aka eggs
β€œhey do you want some mayo on your sandwich?”
β€œfuck that, that shits nasty.”
by thedefinitionwizard June 30, 2019
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Substance slathered on the balls and then slapped gently upon the chin of an enemy or hot chick. used while whispering in the ear of the mentioned enemy / hot chick, " everything will be okay."
Guy- Everything will be okay, I brought the Mayo.
Girl- Okay.. Wait.. What?
by TheCockNaziJoy November 15, 2010
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Funny little dude who knows how to take a joke but sometimes can think wrong
Sup, Mayo
by joeonthesheep December 14, 2016
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When coworkers are dating and one cheats with another coworker.
Did you hear that Bob pulled a Mayo?
by gotu_XX September 29, 2009
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