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Giving a girl a mouthful of sperm. Since it has a consistency similar to mayo, combined with a girls mouth it immulates what having a mayo sandwich in her mouth would look like.
Peter North: Ready for this facial?

Girl:No, I'd rather you give me a mayo sandwich!
by Erndigla April 13, 2008
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes
by Duck monster February 26, 2014
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When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it
by Duck monster February 26, 2014
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Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.
Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
by tips300 April 01, 2020
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