Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black
Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020
by Aaron June 29, 2004
Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"
by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005
by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003
by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021