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Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black
Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020