The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

A very Sexy person. Often recognized as the boss. He owns at everything he does.

Mayers are lovely people that work hard and don’t take nothing from no one. No matter what they will be there for you. They’re also very smart and love music.

A person who is kind loyal and makes a great bestfriend.

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.