by rubber314chicken October 25, 2008
Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
by Skelington December 30, 2003
an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011
The stupid wench claimed to have a dank "may may" , but it turned out to be a normie meme, so I pimp slapped that bitch with the force of 1,000 doges.
by YoungVro707 April 25, 2017
by teepqa February 13, 2020
Clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath Bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person's thoughts through the smell of their sweat.
Girl one: Jesus fucking Christ, it's like she knows what I'm thinking all the time!
Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
by Bitches and Canes October 15, 2011
by doge_doggos May 19, 2020