People who overuse the word "actually". We've all met them and heard them plenty. Done in an attempt to make every mundane thing they say seem profound and insightful they continue to flutter their eyelids and talk down their noses while making jackasses of themselves with what will someday become a big joke.

Maxual Slutocity–noun, plural -ties

the highest amount, value, or degree attained or recorded of, encompassing the characteristics of a slut

When a gay man named Max slowly inserts his dick into your nostril.