max'd

To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep

That turd got max'd, what a loser

by Jack Van Amp June 20, 2006

(Getting) Max'd

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"

Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.

by PussyXDestroyer90000 April 6, 2017