to accost (although not for sex, usually) someone you have not seen in a while, hugging and kissing them in between noogies.
I miss you so much, i'm totally going to mawl you tomorrow.
or
Dude, he got mawled, his hair is all messed up
or
Child says to mother after being hugged and kissed in front of his friends "Oh god mom don't mawl me"
or
Dude, he got mawled, his hair is all messed up
or
Child says to mother after being hugged and kissed in front of his friends "Oh god mom don't mawl me"
by Julieani April 12, 2007
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Uncommonly but comically changed expression for Hitchhiking to the Mall when frustrated with public transit. and watching the hilarious expressions from the people who are deathly scared of any hitchhiker no matter if they are a creaky old lady or not.
Holding up sign with 'Mawl?! spelled out on a piece of cardboard hoping for a ride to the mall and a laugh. After waiting 2 hours for a friggen transit bus.
by Markis/sikraM April 13, 2008
by Joseeeealsborn December 05, 2019
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
