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To masturbate to the beat of deadmau5. WARNING: May be fatal if combined with actual deadmau5 music!
dude, i got to go mau5turbate!
by jammin324woopie March 01, 2012
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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verb to have a session of listening to popular house DJ Deadmau5 and enjoy it. Heavy emphasis on the enjoy part.
fuck this happy happy-hardcore shit. i'm going to mau5turbate!
by jiiuoiiizz April 02, 2011
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to pleasure oneself while listening to the eargasmic sounds of deadmau5
Strobe just came on and I couldn't help but vigorously mau5turbate.
by zogmatic June 02, 2011
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