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A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:
I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!
by haterrrrs. December 16, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:
I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!
by haterrrrs. December 16, 2010
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