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the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"
by badunkadunk October 03, 2005
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A very lovable person. He is beautiful and talented. If you're not careful, you will fall for him. He can break your heart or make it soar. If you're not ready for a "Matty", you will never get over him. If you ever have the chance to meet or love a Matty, never let him go.
The boy is real Matty, I'll never get over him
by Darc72 March 27, 2013
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bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.
by lanzzz=] December 24, 2008
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A Sexy Ass White Kid Who Attracts All The Girls . Known For Being Great In Bed. Very Atletic And Never Is Ass At Ball
That White Boy Over There Is A Matty . He Has The Whole Package
by Known (: May 06, 2011
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To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.
"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"

"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
by honeybadger0706 August 23, 2011
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the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt
matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day
by ahjimmeh August 13, 2008
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