when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
by nellie shoots January 19, 2012
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A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 26, 2010
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Similar to a hood rat, but has no preferences regarding affiliation, race, level of respect or lack thereof. Basically will let man with a street mentality turn her into a mattress and use her for whatever she has to provide. RIDES, MONEY, Profiles, substances, weapons, come ups..... Ect until her usefulness has been used up and she is passed along to the homies or to another hood. Usually trying to pose as a damsel in distress, this ratchet is the type of girl that robs her man in the middle of the night and is out trolling for other prospective affiliations usually always a man that has a higher level of respect than her current hook up. In hopes of appearing to know people that are higher up in the game. But when in reality all they did was user as a hood mat.
Oh dude that hood mat Christina she burnt tho, homie Jay just got her for everything. Don't call her she broke.
by StormSchock July 23, 2021
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A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat
by RT Rules June 01, 2018
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I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you
Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️
by Keleajx October 18, 2017
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