notes from around the world

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

Just bailing on a meeting or not showing up at all.

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

Something an operator in siege can place, the operators name is Frost and when you try to shoot it and miss your dead the second an atom touches it, it snaps and you get downed and shot and they are always in the most bs places so have fun.