"Dude, stop being so Mattijs right now."

"Sorry dude, my bad, I'm Mattijs"

"Slow down there's a Mattijs over there and you're going 10 over the speed limit"

"Dude, put the blunt down, we're about to drive past a Mattijs"

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”