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possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night
person b: wait which one
person a: he deleted it but iykyk
person b: wait which one
person a: he deleted it but iykyk
by bb ruby October 21, 2019
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
2
Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.
person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..
by xoxo dumb bitch October 30, 2019
3
person A: yo whose ur crush? mines luvanthony
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio
person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio
person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit
by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019
4
The most attractive Tik Tok boy to walk the earth. His dad is Italian and his mom is Mexican but he is more fluent in italian. He lives in New Jersey and has a bunch of hot ass friends who also make tiktoks such as Alejandro and Alvaro and Kairi. These boys will steal your heart.
by mattia’s babygirl November 28, 2019
5
possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night
person b: wait which one
person a: he deleted it but iykyk
person b: wait which one
person a: he deleted it but iykyk
by bb ruby October 21, 2019
6
a racist and homophobic tiktok boy who doesn't apologize for his actions. anyone who dislikes this is probably a fan girl. he wont hit you up tho bby
mattia polibio: says n word and f word
fans: oh em gee he is only babie
mattia: bad haircut*
fans: bye ew
fans: oh em gee he is only babie
mattia: bad haircut*
fans: bye ew
by wifebeaterunity March 15, 2020