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A blue eyed baby boy who has a large ding a long and likes to sing along to indie music. He learned how to have sex on reddit, which explains why he was a vergeen until 35. He cute tho.
Mattcd, stop scrolling through reddit and pay attention to your naked girlfriend.
by Barbara Cumsock October 19, 2019
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Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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