Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
by Midami June 03, 2005
The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
I slept on The Matress last night.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
by InsaneClownJuggalo June 16, 2010
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?
Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.
Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.
Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
by Alman42 February 07, 2011
A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali December 08, 2004