the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023