The One, the most powerful person in existence. Destined for greatness, he is feared by all and revered by many. He may one day save the world, or he may choose to destroy it instead. A genius, he refuses to deal with idiots.
He has amazing style and is the most attractive man to have ever walked the Earth. He also has perfect logical thinking skills.

If you wrong him, he will kill you, no questions asked. He is extremely vengeful and will get back at you no matter how long it takes.

He is Perfection.
How would I describe Paul Matheny? In a word, Perfect.
by theindividual97 July 05, 2012
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One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.
That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny
by Theodore R May 14, 2008
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