1. A religion designed for people who think they can see the universe through God's eyes.

2. Religion that uses extensive bogus claims of unseen happenings rivaling Christianity.
1. Since Hawking studies mathematical physics, it means he wanted to see the universe through the eyes of God, so God paralyzed his ass.

2. Never seen dark matter? Never seen water turn to wine? Same difference.
by Jefferoo March 16, 2012
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