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when you take melatonin, wait 15-20 minutes then attempt to furiously masturbate and cum before falling asleep.
Them: "What are you up to tonight?"
Me: "Oh just a little masturtonin
by slobonmybob March 30, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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