Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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When you delay taking care of work, and other important things you should be doing, by masturbating furiously, desperately, to kill the pain of your failure and shame at being so useless.
"I was supposed to finish closing like 25 insurance claims cases that I'm behind on this weekend, along with cleaning my house, and those god damn gutters, so I freaked the fuck out and had to masturprocrastibate literally all weekend until my semen smelled like bleach. When I was done herkin jerkin, I was both ashamed and...proud of myself.
by cadeuceus September 18, 2018