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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by pyropunk March 29, 2011
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Coined by Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog as a new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by Sir Yelof March 29, 2011
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
A new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.

Example:

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by Masturdebator the II March 31, 2011
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Tom: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Dick: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by manofconstantsorrow March 29, 2011
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by xWingman48 March 29, 2011
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One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by tee too March 29, 2011
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