Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"
Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
by Safali March 15, 2016
A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.
by Ppogiver September 11, 2018
Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".
by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021
An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"
by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020