A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.

World masturbate day is on April 21. People can ask for someone else nude for masturbate purpose.