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John: Hey man, where've you been all weekend?
Joe: I had me a regular masturbathon.
John: Holy crap! Can I borrow your porn?
Joe: Yeah, I won't need it while my slong heals.
Joe: I had me a regular masturbathon.
John: Holy crap! Can I borrow your porn?
Joe: Yeah, I won't need it while my slong heals.
by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003
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1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.
2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.
3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest
2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.
3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest
1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?
2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."
3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon
2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."
3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon
by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003
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Not to be confused with masturbathong, a masturbathon is a marathon in which one masturbates constantly for a set period of time. Can also be the opposite in which one does NOT masturbate for a certain period of time.
by fubawss January 09, 2011
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Girl : Hey honey! Wanna go see that horrible, boring, cocksucking movie, 50 shades of grey with me tonight?
Boy : Nah Bitch I'm havin' a masturbathon
Boy : Nah Bitch I'm havin' a masturbathon
by FireCrotchAnnelieMaurice March 12, 2015