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I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.
by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018