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a work of art that mimics that of a "masterpiece," in other words, a work that is grandiloquent, deals with deep issues about time and space but is, fundamentally, just an elaborate exercise in self-involvement a la the great "handshake good night."
"While I think it rocks, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is really just a mastur-piece."
by Alexandra Simmons June 13, 2007
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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a drawing used for visual aid during masturbation
While using the public restroom I saw a very sexy masturpiece on the wall that made me want to rub one out
by Metaphorphosis July 29, 2018
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