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masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004

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Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 08, 2012

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masticating

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

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masticating

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

by MasticatingMaster February 07, 2017

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