Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.