Top definition
Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.
I was master chatting with Jessica all night long .
by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018