verb meaning to con someone, to tell a lie, to have the wool pulled over one's eyes, but in an amusing and charming manner. From the vernacular of Muswell Hill, North London, origin unknown.
"Oh my god - I think we just got massoned!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"
by Nigel St Hubbins April 07, 2008
by gdywyh9uiwak December 15, 2015
A math teacher that coaches baseball, who talks very loudly (almost screams.) Gets off topic very easily. Knows drama more than students and reenacts fights infront of class. Favorite number is 13. Makes up own hand signals. Best teacher ever!
I wish I could be a Mr. Masson.
by firstperiodbdale2012 October 26, 2011
Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."
Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
by ELSWORTHPB October 21, 2008
HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??
Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)
Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)
1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."
by pinuchic69 May 20, 2006
by lordco February 11, 2005
An overly extra, who is always playing hangman and writes his 6 page research essay. If you ask him to dress up as Arther, the outfit is already in his backpack and ready to go.
by BIGDADDYLE February 27, 2018