Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.
Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019
an instagram page dedicated to massachusetts and all of the crazy shit that happens in the state; has created some of the best content i’ve seen; it has beat instagram at its own game
by justanothermasshole December 05, 2018
Scientific terminology indicating multiple steps between a cause and effect. In actuality, the term is a glorified synonym for 'yadda yadda yadda'. It is also used as a filler statement when the speaker does not know how something occurs, but doesn't want to look stupid.
"I got blackout drunk at that party last year, and by the law of mass action, I gotta pay child support."
by Bernard Katz March 18, 2010
the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.
by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010
Mass production is the production of large amounts of standardized products, including and especially on assembly lines.
by rhirhi4u October 08, 2013
Father's Day in the ghetto.
LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.
LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.
Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."
Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."
Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"
Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)
by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008
by Adge August 14, 2006