When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.
Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks
by ten_leprechauns April 07, 2017
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A maddeningly popular online flash animation that features a catchy tune that is very hard to get out of your head.
See google and search for "mashed taters".
by Patrick Nelson June 30, 2006
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a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.
"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"
by jo February 05, 2003
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Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.
by heynow21 January 22, 2013
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