Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.
Damn, y'all seen her? That's Mari-Jane.
Aye Mari-Jane on sum real shit right there.
by PxpiZay May 19, 2019
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Spiderman seriously needs to get a better romantic partner. Someone who doesn’t get captured like Mary Jane!
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A blow job that involves lots of biting.
Jenny gave me a really stimulating mary jane last night.
by jennyjayy October 11, 2011
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a very unfortunate person who was named after weed
some person who feels sorry:shiiiiiiit i hella feel sorry for mary jane
some dumb ass : I wonder if her can sell me some
by porpus June 22, 2005
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1. a weed
2. a song of 213's "The Hard Album"
213 'Mary Jane'
She's my beauty queen
She's my everything
by tha blazer February 03, 2005
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a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use
Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.
by Zach Block June 24, 2005
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