The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.
"But then I started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. Again"
by the L N February 02, 2006
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A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
by Teagan is swag December 12, 2018
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A Martin is someone who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He makes his girl feel like she's the luckiest in the whole wide world. Always saying something cute to make you blush. He's one of those boys that your 11:11 wish is about. He's also extremely cute and has an amazing personality. He can always find a way to make you laugh.
You: Who was that guy you were just with? He is so cute
Me: I know, he's a Martin.
by Cuppycakexo December 04, 2013
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A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
by Mommie Dearest March 01, 2010
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When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 03, 2008
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Martin is the name of a man who has built a barrier between his heart n the ppl he let's have it he is protective of who he let's in his life , he is always putting ppl before him , he is strong,handsome, and intelligent he is perfect he may have flaws but he shows thm proudly he is also has low self a steem but he never let's tht keep him down martin is the name of a man who is determined to change the world for the best .
Martin is a leader
by Jaytekz April 24, 2016
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Genius

unnatural super human thinking ability.. all ideas are pure gold..to put it simply.. THE WORD OF GOD
I've just had the best idea EVER .. I'm such a Martin
by dizzywitch79 February 26, 2013
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