The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

When an attractive woman or man is the heir to a dynasty, an empire or has a family with a large business and/or is well connected so that they will most likely have a variety of resources both social and financial. A way to say to I'd hit that, but with a greater level of commitment. They are attractive and rich, but also seem like marriage material. A way to marry into money, opportunities, make connections or achieve fame.

New term used for same sex marriage.

The disperse of marriage over the internet. Created when two people over the internet agree on marrying one another.

When one is not only married, but also happy with said marriage.

generally performed first thing in the morning before work starts and anyone is awake. sneak out to kitchen, turn lights on, start kettle boiling so as to make noise to act as the alibi proving you are in the kitchen, sneak very softly to the toilet an crank the shit outta yourself, sneak back out to kitchen then walk loudly back to toilet and piss loudly to give you a legitimate reason to be flushing toilet.