by Brown eye's December 19, 2016
A (legal) pact between two people (usually attracted to each other) to stay together forever in a working, two-way relationship.
by Z1Y2X3 May 31, 2009
What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005
Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.
Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.
Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.
by Bean March 06, 2005
The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?
by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014
Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.
by Billy December 04, 2004
by kul June 11, 2005