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Those two guys love each other. Hopefully Bush won't try to ban their marriage.
by MiamiFinFan4Life June 28, 2004
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A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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MEANINGLESS; if people believed in the unification of two people, then there would not be a concept practiced known as DIVORECE.
1. Marriage is a poor attempt to be socially acceptable by the high-class.

2. Benefits=the only good thing you get out of marriage.
by MadamJo August 14, 2004
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The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.
Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.
by Mtneerfn May 09, 2013
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Its after you live with a woman for 8 years, And you have had sex in every room, Every position, In every park and department store change room. You give her a ring and say I DO. What that really means is I DONT have sex anymore. All your freedoms is gone, and she controls everything you do.
I masturbate more now, then before my marriage.
by DittmerDan November 13, 2014
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A God-ordained union between a man and a woman.
Marriage--And a woman shall leave her mother and father and cleave herself to her husband.
by OneHeart432 January 04, 2012
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