person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 11, 2021
marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid
person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
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by XxxRobbie RottenxxX June 23, 2017
The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
by illinoishorrorman February 06, 2018

