a trap created by women that can lasts for life.
Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.
by Mark872 September 20, 2011
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Two lovers who show their passion for one another through legal ceremony. As of the 26th of June, 2015 love won and gay marriage was legalized in all 50 states.
Did you hear Joe and Luke got married?
Marriage is the sign of two truly in love no matter the race, sex, or religion
by Heartsandhead July 06, 2015
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The Slavery Of Man
When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.
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The death of all joy.

An expensive hobby.

Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.

Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.

Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.
"Hes leaving, and all my dreams are crushed into pieces, like my heart, on the floor...I suppose theres no such thing as 'Happily every after'...i feel so stupid"

"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"
by XoSnowWhiteXo February 09, 2010
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A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.

"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.
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by This one human who has nothing October 22, 2017
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A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.
My marriage with Morgan is going well.
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When you finally find someone to beat your wood for you.
Because of marriage I don't have to masturbate anymore.
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