Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.
Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.
Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.
Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.
Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.
by Mtneerfn May 09, 2013
The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.
by tankerbelle October 02, 2012
by OneHeart432 January 04, 2012
An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
by Blackwolf Morrow February 14, 2011
What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"
by THOT.exe January 30, 2018
A sacred union between two people who love one another. Can be between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman and a woman (or should be and is in some states).
Marriage.
by s0phfeist June 27, 2010
n. The Act of Holy Matrimony. According to many religious groups, always reserved for heterosexual couples.
The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
George - "Peter, I love you so much! Let's get married!" Peter - "I love you as well. But let's only get married when we are sure we're ready to make the commitment to each other."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005