the number one cause of divorce

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Female forces male into it.
Also known as the last legal form of slavery.

The social institution under which a man and a man or a woman and a woman establish their decision to live as husband and husband or wife and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc. The state, condition, or relationship of being in wedlock: a happy marrage. The legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of a man and a man or a woman and a woman to live as husband and husband or wife and wife, including the accompanying social festivities to officiate at the marrage. A relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in a manner of husband and husband or wife and wife.

Marrage, noun
Maritare + Sama + Aticus
The Latin word maritare meaning to wed.
The Sanskrit word sama meaning same.
The Latin word aticus meaning age, (social standing or relationship)
Marry + Same + Age

When u get married there means no more sex.

--Death
--an extreme lack of sex