Big Dick, Funny, Popular, Handsome, Innutive, Ambitious, Role model, amazing all around. Everyone envy's him usually very popular and girls love him

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A real nice sweet guy loves women and has a little gay in him he's kind of dark but gets a lot of girls and might be a 40 year old virgin but gotta admit girls love him