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Marquephobia (noun) - the fear of reading and understanding sentences or only reading words, but without processing what they actually mean
Taryn: are you kidding me?
darren: kidding what?
Taryn: what is marquephobia?
darren: what is what?
fraser: like you don't know
taryn: i don't
fraser: you gave it to us
taryn: gave you what
fraser: huh?
taryn: tell me please
darren: tell you what
or
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: what?
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: with who
darren: kidding what?
Taryn: what is marquephobia?
darren: what is what?
fraser: like you don't know
taryn: i don't
fraser: you gave it to us
taryn: gave you what
fraser: huh?
taryn: tell me please
darren: tell you what
or
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: what?
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: with who
by benjamin mortenson April 28, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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(Noun) One who is completely incompetant in a msn messenger conversations and is constantly needing to be updated or ask what is going on, a communicable disease that can be passed on quite easily to the other/multiple people in the conversation.
by johnny Jaggermeister April 05, 2006