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A township dept where all they care about is smoking cigars in their retarded cop cars and sitting checking their Facebook that has only 2 friends, like you should think about getting a life. Plus don't they be taking your free period in class talking about how bad this stuff is. Like they should shut up a worries about getting themselves a life and to teach themselves a little smoking lesson. Half of the are so freken lazy that they turn on the sirens and lights that will take them two seconds to pass but no" they need the 1,2,3 dollar foods at McDonald while freken whole foods is being robed.
Kid "Hey what do you do for a living "
Officer" I am a cop for the marlboro police kid, didn't you know"
Kid "What do you do"
Officer " Go to mcdonalds and sell them out of burgers,smoke in the cars, and dont stop any of the crimes that happen."
Kid "WOW, dont I fell safe now knowing you cops are so fucken lasy
by LIL FAZIO February 01, 2018
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