An occasion were one person wants the ground to swallow them up and sit in a void for 14 years whilst recovering from total internal destruction due to a certain person.

Commonly occurs to people who think they're great and can outwit others. They then result in coming crashing down and leaving others laughing at them.

Common symptoms include crying, sobbing and a general feeling of worthlessness having been markyfied.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.